The Leaf-Chronicle reports 56-year-old David Wylie was charged Wednesday with shoplifting, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication.
Police records indicate a Wal-Mart clerk told an officer Wylie was seen urinating on the sales floor near the alcohol while trying to put the package of trout in his pants, and he tried to leave the store without paying.
A police report shows that Wylie said he'd been drinking alcohol and told the officer he didn't care about being cited for misdemeanors. It was not immediately clear if Wylie had a lawyer.
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